oqvpo:

offgloss:

who’s this?? and why does it has 23k notes?? wtf

I hope you are joking

oqvpo:

offgloss:

who’s this?? and why does it has 23k notes?? wtf

I hope you are joking

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

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The series of unthinkable events that took place between the mid 1940’s and 1952, are still waiting to be discovered. Several of the head doctors and psychiatrists involved, allegedly, found a way to tap into the minds of their patients in an effort to experience first hand exactly what was in the deepest, darkest, recesses of their minds... Some say that when you enter one of the patient rooms, you actually enter the mind of that patient, encompassing everything that patient was and everything that drove that patient to the brink of insanity. Is your mind strong enough to endure it?”

Head over to brightonasylum.com and use the promo code PSYCHO for five dollars off per ticket.

Opening night is Friday, September 26th (I won’t be there that night). Join us for one of the most frightening haunted attractions in NJ.

3 days ago with 4 notes, org brightonasylum.com
#Brighton Asylum #halloween #all hallows eve #2spooky #new jersey #nj #northern nj #new york #ny #nyc #connecticut #ct #tri state area #signal boost #haunted #haunted asylum #haunted attraction #insane asylum #horror #true story #trufax #it really is haunted #abandoned #nightmares #come visit me at my job this year



ignissannat:

Mermaid ACEOs by aruarian-dancer

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tattoome:

Sam Smith

tattoome:

Sam Smith

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officialwhitegirls:

people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted

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2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

This is super relevant to my life this Halloween season.

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#halloween #working a haunted attraction this year



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katiepepperoni:

notasurfingmovie:

officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

THANK YOU

YES THANK GOD AND IT PUTS US IN WEIRD POSITIONS BC YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER AND COULD GET US IN TROUBLE IF WE OFFEND YOU

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susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

susemoji:

Scientists have found a portal to a better world

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itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

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"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."

Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via amenfame)

She told this story when I saw her speak!

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